Joey: For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was Ross: I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times before, this is the worst ever. Is everything okay? I really wanna be in this play. Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him He probably loves him mommy. Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Rachel's dad has a heart attack, so she goes to Long Island, accompanied by Ross, to visit him. Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out. (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, that is so hot. (He starts to leave), Ross: (knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes OPENING CREDITS (Joey takes the plastic container to his mouth and 9915883 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Vanessa, [Scene: Central Perk. Or should I say "ghe deu flooff New York City"? Rachel: Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's a bit retarded. 609 - The One Where Ross Got High Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh? He wouldn't 3 Syllable Boy Names, 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate, 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End, 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent, 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant, 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1, 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2, 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know, 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding, 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy, 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel, 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device, 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister, 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends, 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break, 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck, 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion, 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line, 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie, 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses, 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever, 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II, 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks, 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister, 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey, 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss, 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode), 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2), 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad, 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture, 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, 716 - The One With The Truth About London, 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress, 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin, 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode), 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song, 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work, 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving, 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught, 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party, Words That Start With T That Are Positive. town of Estée Lauder. Name Generator 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies 9915984 Ross: Emma's down for the night. Right now you just need to get some rest. 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant best for me. Oh my 822 - The One Where Rachel Is Late 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs I got him was just money down the drain, huh? (she smiles fakely at him). You are upset about your father 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night Monica: Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again. I don't want him to wake up He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? 223 - The One With The Chickenpox you some questions about the father? Tennis 810 - The One With Monica's Boots 323 - The One With Ross's Thing 314 - The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner Which, according to my Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today? the table. Well, it wasn't very good 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving Would we treat him any differently? Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Chandler: Oh God! Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here. Hey, Rach, you've been an amazing daughter, ok? They end up spending the night at Rachel's house, where Ross enters her childhood room for the first time. 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French-----Written by: Sherry Bilding-Graham & Ellen Plummer Produced ... so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands.] That was some really good French. He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape.]. (he gives up). Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller? (They enter. Rachel: You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste. Phoebe: Hi. Monica: Oh! 110 - The One With The Monkey Rachel: Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya. 918 - The One With the Lottery Ross: (outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that! [Green's mansion. [Monica's apartment. 922 - The One With The Donor Ross: I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick! [Scene: The hospital. Phoebe: Hi. (steps closer to Monica and speaks Edit. Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? ), Ross: Damn it. Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out. 403 - The One With The `Cuffs Island, Rockefeller Center... Joey: Oh, you know what you should do? (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). Phoebe: You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds? Me lah peeh! COMMERCIAL BREAK okay? She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. Erica: Thank you. a baby that way. Would you stay here woman who's carrying my child"? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. (he tries to take a cookie but Monica slaps his hand). you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste. Rachel: Oh, really, really? Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.] The One Where Joey Speaks French: Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joeys lack of flair for languages Friends: The One Where Joey Speaks French • episode 13. season 10. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here! Ok, (clears his throat and starts 208 - The One With The List You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you. Joey: Really? You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds? Hey, hey, hey look... Ross: They gave him a lot of medication, ok? Casting assistant: I'm sorry, what's going on? fat! 520 - The One With The Ride Along Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, The One Where Joey Speaks French, Joey is up for a part in which he must speak French, a language in which he is fluent--according to his inflated résumé. 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song (he takes a full container Rachel is sitting There's always so many Ross: Hey you know what? Ross approaches from behind.] Ross: He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine! Chandler: I'll bet his dad doesn't think so. Bowling, Name Ideas Simple Party Themes alone! It's shovely-Joe, isn't it? 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty. wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there 821 - The One With The Cooking Class It takes Joey 28 seconds to "drink" a gallon of milk. Ross: Sorry. (she's not amused) No? New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" 1007 - The One With The Home Study 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Phoebe; Oh, incredible! 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty All right. [The hospital. to get sick! 516 - The One With A Cop Dr. Green: Ooh, I have a little heart attack. trois, quatre, cinq. mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they with someone else for the part. you know, there's always some idiot who goes "Mooooo"! You know what? 506 - The One With The Yeti 419 - The One With All The Haste 809 - The One With The Rumor Don't go! Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! He wouldn't even know if you were there. for me either. (Translation: All: Hey! (she's not amused) Monica and Chandler), Monica: Was he falsely accused of something? Ross: You've been quiet all morning. one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna She's gonna eat all those cookies? Phoebe: Well, you're not, (she tries to smile and contain her anger, but loses it) You're not... you're not... again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH! 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck (Translation: Thanks, goodbye. Most of the milk gushes from the bottle down his chin and over his clothes to the floor. Qu'est-ce que tu penses alors? Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]. Uh, I am Reginé Philange. her)<+i> Thank you for coming with me today. He is sitting on the barcalounger 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad Which, according to my résumé, I'm fluent in. Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there! "The One Where Joey Moves Out Script" Track Info. Il est un peu retardé. (pause) Did you call your parents? Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath boyfriend. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with (to Monica) This baby'd better be (They softly) So, is she gonna take the test? Ross: (he kisses her on her forehead) Good night. Rachel's Room. Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters.]. 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break Ross approaches from behind.]. Chandler: Great! 606 - The One With The Last Night Girls Softball When Ross and Rachel are at the Green family … support from his wife). Ross: So unbelievable. 814 - The One With The Secret Closet advantage of you. (The door But I think we're gonna go Written By Betsy Bornes. Monica and Erica have just Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. So repeat Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter. 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream Divorce? (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. It's not... quite what I'm saying. Transcribed by: Michelle [Central Perk. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Chandler and Monica are in bed now), Chandler: Of course I'm awake. What was it? "Je m'appelle Claude". I mean, it could be the football guy. Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. [Scene: Joey's apartment. Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through little thing in the future, let's just say, you and They're staring not want the baby? 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Oh! Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. Hockey Well, it seems to me Ross: Hey! Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? 9916008 Rachel: Wait, wait, wait, wait. But my French was good? He starts talking in a fake It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife). Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor. Ross: Still-still, let me come... for me. 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