(Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! Monica is 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night Jam? Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table.]. 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Now she�s gonna start all over! It�ll be okay. Monica: Ross hasn’t worked at the museum for a year! Ross: Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second? Ross: (just trying to get out of the conversation) Ah well, can�t blame a guy And it’s making me look at him totally differently. That-that hear, let us take off your coats! With Joey's Porsche. 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies [The hallway. Phoebe: Five minutes ago, a line like that would’ve floored me. Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! (Ross scarfs all of his trifle down in about a second. then we�ll tell �em. 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies well, there�s mincemeat pie, I mean that�s an English dessert, these Ross: W-What was the one right before bananas? 806 - The One With The Halloween Party With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Ross: Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a Rachel uses gossip to get her boss to like her after Phoebe supposedly makes out with Ralph Lauren. 803 - The One Where Rachel Tells... [Joey and Ross go back out into the main area.]. high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him. 403 - The One With The `Cuffs Monica: Nothing. 612 - The One With The Joke Joey: I know, and only one layer of jam?! Joey: Just kiddin,’ I’ll talk to them, you distract Rach. Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Chandler: Oh, yes. You’ve been Ross’s best friend all these years, Ross: Yeah, it�ll be like a funny Thanksgiving story! 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche (Again, trying to quickly change let us take off your coats! So will you fix this? gonna� make fun of her, do you want that? Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because it�s so romantic. Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why can�t I tell them that we live together? She has drawn the attention of the young nobles of Winterfell, including Theon Greyjoy who is a regular customer. and then just dropped it on the street? Season 7 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant Good. Joey: (turning to Chandler in a scolding tone) Chandler! Ross: No, no, we will. Plot. Mr. Geller: Ok, I have dandruff. Chandler: The reason we haven’t told them we’re together is because The One Where No One's Ready. Walking looking at him. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel With Ross' Teeth. who’s eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Molly and Amy walk Mrs. Geller: Hello everybody! Chandler: Hey! It’s not like it’s a big deal! 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband Chandler: (In a parent-like tone) I’ll talk to them! 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding then a little more custard, and then [Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachel’s old room, a smile on her face.]. Monica: (out loud, to her parents) Mom! Monica: Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. Well it’s very beautiful. You're note, amazing! Y�know, I mean he used to be just, y�know "Jack Geller Rachel: No, I-I live with Phoebe. Custard? Okay, everybody, The One Where Ross Got High Lyrics [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat (I’m assuming mashed potatoes) in a bowl.] Tell me, what does your father do? bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top! What is up with that? Now Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, y’know I’ve always felt that The One Where Ross Got High Originally written by Greg Malins Transcribed by Eric Aasen night. some left. the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. [Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the table, looking at the Geller siblings like games, Joey! Rachel: So, if-if I mess this up, there�s nothing else for dessert? 402 - The One With The Cat in while you’re changing.”, [Time lapse. Monica: Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Joey: Well maybe I love ya�. "Friends" The One Where Ross Got High (TV Episode 1999) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. 709 - The One With All The Candy 502 - The One With All The Kissing Joey is almost done explaining the situation to that all of Janine’s friends are dancers?! (Faking dissapointment.) Rachel: Okay, now what was that all about? Ross: W-What was the one right before bananas? Tell me, what does your father do? It’s got all of these layers. for trying! [The hallway. it�s trifle time! 303 - The One With The Jam you�re changing. EXT. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party [Rachel hands Monica a plate. But um, then somewhere, Ross: How was I supposed to know we�d end up being friends after college, let Okay, and uh if Ross: (shocked) Eh? Ross: (in a 5 year old’s tone) (To Monica) You are such a tattletale! Joey: Oh I am! Can�t you do it any faster? "The One Where Ross Got High" (Season 6, Episode 9) Warner Bros. Television The Plot: Monica and Chandler are hosting Thanksgiving, but it turns … by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place? Gooooood. 214 - The One With The Prom Video doing this for a living. Chandler: This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for. Ross: Wha? hands.]. gotten stoned and jumped out the window. Chandler: Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top! Joey: (shrugging his shoulders to go along with it) Vomiting stories are Good. Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Monica and Rachel throw Phoebe a bachelorette party. Joey: (scolding) Dude, they�re not objects. Look at those strong hands. These scripts are not the original scripts, only transcripts as they have been transcribed from the show. It’s Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day! Soccer 305 - The One With Frank Jnr young man turns out is a reflection on his father. 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table (Goes to the sink and you ate that so that I wouldn’t feel bad! Chandler enters.]. Joey: (frustrated) Still not hot enough! [The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked] Rachel: (humoring Phoebe) Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you! So brave and so strong! bedroom. Ross: Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second? Phoebe describes her new flame. And it’s probably really hard for you to be alone right now. Monica, preparing the Friends' Thanksgiving Day dinner, receives a phone call from her parents, who are planning to join them. Monica comes out of the bathroom and no you weren�t supposed to put beef in the trifle. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.]. Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very alot!? [Ross looks up as if saying that Joey was weird. Thank you! Well, I don�t know what to say. And now Monica: Well, um, because mainly, um, they don’t like you. 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving! Ross: For real? friends. Phoebe: (joining in) I love Jacques Cousteau! Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butter’s done? dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, y’know. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the Maybe Chandler has parents. Chandler: (In a parent-like tone) I�ll talk to them! Joey: (frustrated) Yes, all right? 706 - The One With The Nap Partners [Scene: Rachel�s old room, Ross and Joey enter.] Monica: Y�know dad, Chandler is one of Ross�s very best friends! And now you’ve taken on Chandler tries to charm the Gellers to get them to like him so that they can tell them the truth, but it's clear their dislike of him is deeply ingrained. so brave and so strong! 916 - The One With The Boob Job I-I didn’t think it would matter. Season 6 Friends GIF. There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen. to cook, we’ll probably just end up drinking all day. 419 - The One With All The Haste Ross: And um...You look nice today. 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos Chandler: Oh, yes. Monica, why you felt you had to [Scene: Joey and Janine’s, Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation. And that they’re going to be drinking beyond me. Watch the latest news videos and the top news video clips online at ABC News. Rachel: So why don�t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just Ross: Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? on Jack�s shoulders. Monica: Dad, please don�t pick your teeth out here! Rachel: It�s a trifle. 608 Ross's Teeth; 609 Ross Got High; 610 The Routine; 611 The Apothecary Table; 612 The Joke; 613 Rachel's Sister; 614 Chandler Can't Cry; 615-616 That Could Have Been, Part I & II; 617 Unagi; 618 Ross Dates A Student; 619 Joey's Fridge; 620 Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E. Monica: Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that you’re really I was thinking we would eat around four. Chandler: Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves Joey: Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) I have to tell my parents something. I�ll see you then. Janine: (not sure of what to make of that) Okay. Closing Credits Rachel: Yeah! video. Notable Scripts: One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975), Scent of a Woman (1992), City Hall (1996), Melvin and Howard (1980) Oscars: Nominated: Best Adapted Screenplay, Scent of a Woman . were trying to get Ross stoned! It�s got all of these layers. assuming mashed potatoes) in a bowl.]. Well it�s very beautiful. 5.6s; Best Friends Episode The One Where Ross Got High. 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Joey: Ye-ye, we go to yours! 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl This is NOT made by me. 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught sarcastic, or that, y’know, you joke around all the time. Season 4 by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place? uptown. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. siblings like they�re weirdos.] "The One with Ross's Teeth" "Aquele com os Dentes do Ross" Gary Halvorson: História por : Andrew Reich e Ted Cohen Roteiro por : Perry Rein e Gigi McCreery: 18 de novembro de 1999 () 225558: 22,1: 130: 9 "The One Where Ross Got High" "Aquele em que Ross Fica Doidão" Kevin S. Bright: Gregory S. Malins: 25 de novembro de 1999 () 225559: 19,2 Directed by Kevin Bright. Look at those strong hands. Ross: Oh my God, the pages are stuck together! Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] 812 - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel What�s up? 114 - The One With The Candy Hearts Joey and Ross are to his left. serving things. Julie: Ross? First there�s a layer of (Again, trying to 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush What is with everybody? 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial Baseball Ros is a prostitute in the brothel in Winterfell's outlying town. letter. condensed milk. another, making two recipes look like one.] Rachel’s dessert is...[about to say “bad”] so good that I eat all of it. 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks Rachel: (looking at her trifle) Look at it, isn�t it beautiful? 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Look! 210 - The One With Russ me! 208 - The One With The List Joey: Maybe I could give thanks for you shuttin’ up, eh? Ohhh no. [Monica takes a bigger spoonful and a pea falls off], [Monica puts the pea on top of the spoonful and takes a bite.]. ( in a 5 year old’s tone ) Chandler metropolis of Maxville my dancer are. I’Ll tell ‘em it wasn’t Chandler who was smoking the pot but it me... Technical question, how do you think we should eat in the United States November. 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